Funny Boy George doing his best to ensure the "little people" perish properly.
Top Ten President Bush Global Warming Solutions. link
10. Instead of "Partly sunny," have weatherman say "Partly cloudy."
9. Stop using Air Force One for Texas barbecue runs.
8. Replace dangerous CO2 in the atmosphere with more eco-friendly CO1.
7. Encourage people to walk more by distributing free Dr.Scholl massaging gel inserts. Are you gellin'?
6. Watch Al Gore movie one of these nights instead of "Dukes of Hazzard."
5. Bob Barker's free. Get him workin' on it.
4. Send more troops to Iraq.
3. I dunno, tax cuts for the rich?
2. Reduce hot air emissions by cancelling "The View."
#1 makes the most sense to me, but I'm not holding my breath.