Friday, July 20, 2007

Friday Funnies

Thanks Alan!



DEN said...

Hi all!, I will be out for most of the weekend but will post daily,
just don't tear the place up while I'm gone.

Coffee in the corner, fresh pastries on the side, help yourself.

Boot the fascists!

DEN said...

Nine words women use...

1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something,
and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of

6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman
can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just
say you're welcome.

8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F#@& YOU!

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning
this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times,
but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's
wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.

Take heed men, let this be a warning to you.

ò,óarol said...

Bush Plans Colonoscopy This Weekend
WDIV - 39 minutes ago
WASHINGTON -- President George W. Bush will have a routine colonoscopy on Saturday at his mountaintop retreat at Camp David, Md., his spokesman said Friday.


Two things. First, hopefully they'll find a malignent polyp or two. Second, he couldn't go to a hospital where they are all set up for that test? They have to drag it all TO him? No one cares about how they spend money when it's not theirs. This story sure made my day. Blech!!! All hail, King George!!!

David B. Benson said...

Micki --- Thanks for being a pain.

Remember, I never went to second grade.


Gerald said...

Hitler is going to have a colonoscopy. Hopefully, they can flush out the extra shit that is in him. The prepping for the procedure won't do it all. What they may find in his colon is his brain, if he even has a brain???

Gerald said...

Hitler won't go to the hospital because he's afraid for his security. What a way to live for a frightened scurvy rat?

Where has Laura been? Is she avoiding her husband because he is a psycho and a maniac?

DEN said...

He doesn't have a brain and don't need a colonoscopy to tell me he is an asshole.


DEN said...

We are in bizarro world.

People without an gram of integrity, telling us what will be.

Pisses me off, mostly money whores after that "Almighty Dollar" with no concern for the REAL people in America, just themselves.

Whats next? Slave labor camps for the non-believers.